Starting to have a crush on someone at my gym

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I can't wait to see how long it takes you to get banned this time.
 
The law of averages suggest that I have logged on at the same time with many posters.

Just syrian.

Damn. I was hopin' to save the mods some work. :(

I'm going to continue to monitor this situation. While I do that, why don't you take your pants off and lift some weights?

Isn't that what this thread is about?
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
HIV, dirty ass rimming, now gym rat man love. This kid hit the freakin trifecta. Epic... Just f'n epic.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
You know what would be funny? If he got with the guy and it turned out that he lives with his parents and drives their minivan to the gym. Then you spend the night at his place while he cries in your lap about how he only works out because the bigger kids were mean to him in high school and used to corner him in the showers after gym and take turns sodomizing him and after the foreign kid did it he got a infection in his rectum and now he has to wear a colostomy bag.

At least I'd think its funny. Course, I'd also think it'd be funny if you told him you loved him and he went all Chris Benoit on you.
 
Maybe you should take a crap in the middle of the gym, giggle in a shy manner, and see how he takes it.

If he laughs he is for you. If he walks away... well. You know what those dumbbells are there for.
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
this thread is, at the same time, one of the funniest here and one of the sickest. Ya'll make Charles Manson have restless nights knowing you are out there
 
I don't know why but I'm finding myself scheduling my gym time more and more around the time hes normally there. Its weird, I don't mean to gross anyone out but hes got a great career as a union laborer, hes the strongest guy at the gym, always tan, you kinda just know when a dude is attractive I guess in a way. I find myself imagining sometimes how it would be to just have him come over to my house after the gym and just overpower me and man handle me on my kitchen table which im sure would break because hes a freaking beast. I've been searching for his facebook but I can't find it but I just don't know ive never thought about alternative stuff like this.

Since you're gay don't waste your time supressing your homosexuality by becoming a self-hating in the closet gay man who pretends to be macho, ultra-rightwing, and a bible thumping bufoon that is trying to become a minister or priest who falsely believes that Christianity can cure gayness
 

PirateKing

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Since you're gay don't waste your time supressing your homosexuality by becoming a self-hating in the closet gay man who pretends to be macho, ultra-rightwing, and a bible thumping bufoon that is trying to become a minister or priest who falsely believes that Christianity can cure gayness
well done making the connection between stacked's closet homosexuality and neocons. I see you don't waste an opportunity:1orglaugh
 
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